Jokes Page

Why was the fish afraid to play basketball. Because he was afraid of the net!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to shcool, Becuase it was a high school

Why are there no more Walmarts in Iraq? They all turned into targets.

** Teacher - Why does Saturn have rings?

Student - God liked it, so he put a ring on it...

Teacher - Saturn is NOT a single lady!**

Run through Walmart wearing an M&M costume screaming "THE SKITTLES ARE COMING! THE SKITTLES ARE COMING"

Dad: hey look at that flock of cows

son: Heard of cows

Dad: of course i have heard of cows thers a flock of them overe there

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Never trust an atom because they make up everything.

Do you want to go on an adventure? "Alpaca" lunch.

Starts here --> *At a restaurant*

Waiter: Would you like a table?

Me: No, not at all. I came here to sit on the floor. Carpet for 5 please. <-- Ends Here

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.

Why do monkey eat bananas? Because bananas are not afraid

What do you call a bald man with a butthead face? Buttman