Funnieness

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long. Girl: You want me to leave? Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course. Lots! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No! Why are you asking me? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every time I get the chance! Girl: Will you ever hit me? Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling?

Now Read it Backwards.

Girl: Darling?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Are you crazy?

Of course not!

Girl: Will you ever hit me?

Boy: Every time I get the chance!

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: No! Why are you asking me?

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Of course. Lots!

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.

Girl: You want me to leave?

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.